Consent & Researcher Affidavit
1. STATEMENT OF INTENT
By accessing this website and procuring materials from Synthro Lab, I, the Researcher, hereby affirm that I am over the age of 21 and am acquiring these substances for the sole purpose of in vitro laboratory experimentation and/or scientific research. I understand that these materials are not intended for, and shall not be used for, human or animal consumption, medical diagnosis, or therapeutic use.
2. ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF EXPERIMENTAL NATURE
I acknowledge that the products offered are experimental chemicals and reagents. I understand that:
- These substances have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA) for safety or efficacy.
- The toxicological and pharmacological properties of these materials may not be fully characterized.
- These materials are not to be considered food additives, drugs, cosmetics, or household chemicals.
3. QUALIFICATION & SAFETY PROTOCOLS
I warrant that I possess the professional knowledge, specialized equipment, and safety training required to handle experimental laboratory reagents. I agree to:
- Handle all materials within a controlled laboratory environment using appropriate personal protective equipment (PPE).
- Assume full responsibility for the safe storage, handling, and eventual disposal of these materials in accordance with local and federal environmental regulations.
- Not introduce these substances into any human or animal subject.
4. ASSUMPTION OF RISK & LIABILITY WAIVER
I, the Researcher, agree to assume all risks associated with the use of these materials. I hereby release Synthro Lab, its parent companies, shell entities, and employees from any and all liability for injuries, damages, or losses resulting from the handling, storage, or misuse of these products.
5. INDEMNIFICATION
I agree to indemnify and hold harmless Synthro Lab against any legal claims, regulatory actions, or costs arising from my breach of this affidavit. This includes, but is not limited to, the unauthorized redistribution of these materials or their application in any non-research capacity.
6. ATTESTATION OF TRUTH
I certify that all information provided during the checkout process is accurate. I understand that any misrepresentation of my intent—including any indication of human consumption—will result in the immediate voiding of this agreement, the cancellation of my order, and a permanent ban from the platform.